November 2, 2012

Having a boyfriend...

is so overrated.

You wore something new, they said your boyfriend got it for you.
You're smiling all day, they said you just met your boyfriend.
You dressed up a bit, wore something nice, they said you're about to go on a date.
You excel in your studies, they said your boyfriend motivates you.

You gained weight, they said you have a good appetite... Because you're happy with your boyfriend.
You lose weight, they said you just broke up. Or, your boyfriend motivates you to lose weight.

I had on spectacles the other day. A friend of mine asked if my boyfriend got it for me. Duh...

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